La Sierra declares war on Southern, adds marriage to graduation requirements

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — “Oh no they didn’t!” were the first words out of Adventist marketing analyst, Val U. Genysis after hearing the news that La Sierra University’s administration has decided Read more […]

Tom Brady to spend Deflategate suspension coaching La Sierra flag football

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Bad news for New England Patriots fans may just have turned into the best news La Sierra University has received in years. As news broke that Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady Read more […]

La Sierra appoints atheist ex-pastor Ryan Bell as Divinity School Dean

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Early this morning, La Sierra University’s administration announced the appointment of “Year Without God” ex-pastor Ryan Bell as the new Dean of the H.M.S. Richards Divinity Read more […]

La Sierra launches ‘We Have Hotter Students’ campaign

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Shivering students, wrapped in layers of bulky winter clothing at Adventist colleges across the nation are being treated to what many consider to be infuriating La Sierra Read more […]

PUC Housekeeping: Please flush, La Sierra needs the water

ANGWIN, Calif. — Tensions are at an all-time high between Northern California’s Pacific Union College and its sister institution to the south, La Sierra University. The firestarter for Read more […]

La Sierra receives national award recognizing community service by students unwilling to pay speeding tickets

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — The Dale Foundation for the Advancement of Community Volunteering announced this week that La Sierra University had been selected out of of hundreds of American universities Read more […]

Camel joins La Sierra University Church Pastoral Staff

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — In an absolute first for Seventh-day Adventism, La Sierra University Church has added a camel to its pastoral staff. Abu the Camel made his debut appearance this week Read more […]

La Sierra board shocks with “turkey is not meat” statement

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — La Sierra University’s Board of Trustees released a statement today categorically defining turkey as a non-meat food. The board convened days after the university had Read more […]

La Sierra allows co-ed dorm room Bible study, small group attendance soars

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Days after announcing a new policy allowing co-ed dorm room Bible studies, La Sierra University administrators are reporting a huge surge in small group attendance among Read more […]