Adventist courtship expert claims prolonged eye contact causes pregnancy

UNITED STATES — A high-profile Christian romance speaker and author of courtship classic I Kissed Eye Contact Goodbye is touring Adventist colleges and academies warning students about the Read more […]

Adventist Church: Coffee dates lead to unequally yoked marriages

SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Seventh-day Adventist Church has sent out a warning to members planning a romantic rendezvous that “coffee dates lead to unequally yoked marriages.” “I am sure there Read more […]

OBG – Slideshow: Are you Adventist hot?

Look what we dug up from the archives! 21 Things that Turn An Adventist On: // Advertise on BarelyAdventist SPONSORED LINKS Single, separated, divorced and widowed Adventists Read more […]

Slide Show: How to snag an Adventist of your very own

So now you know how to date like an Adventist, but where do you FIND one in the first place? Adventists are a shy people that tend to stick to themselves in large groups, making it hard to single one out from the herd. But with the right know-how*, it is possible to hunt one down. After some exhaustive research and extensive hearsay collection, BarelyAdventist presents its field guide to bagging an Adventist of your very own.

Loma Linda 112-year-old starts TarryNot dating site for centenarian Adventists

LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Recognizing the big bucks to be made in ultra-niche online dating dating sites, Loma Linda centenarian Edith Greenely has taken a break from her day job of self-defense Read more […]

OBG – Parents demand tuition refund from Southern for their unmarried kids

Look what we dug up from the archives:) COLLEGEDALE, Tenn. — Mark and Suzie Robertson, parents of two recent Southern Adventist University graduates, are demanding a full tuition and board Read more […]

Adventist singles praying for someone cute to manifest in church

As Sabbath approaches, single Seventh-day Adventists across the globe have confirmed that they are fervently praying for a cute single person to manifest in their local church on Sabbath morning. Read more […]

Study: Adventist moms most likely to have found you the perfect date

Washington, D.C. — Researchers at the National Institute for Social Science have concluded a ten year study into romantic matchmaking by identifying the demographic most likely to have found Read more […]

La Sierra declares war on Southern, adds marriage to graduation requirements

RIVERSIDE, Calif. — “Oh no they didn’t!” were the first words out of Adventist marketing analyst, Val U. Genysis after hearing the news that La Sierra University’s administration has decided Read more […]