Fireworks canceled due to farting cows at Andrews dairy farm

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Thousands of Berrien Springs residents are heading into 2015 with disappointment in their hearts as a major Andrews University-based fireworks show was canceled Read more […]

Pioneer Memorial Church fires Baby Jesus nativity actor

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — Mere weeks before the start of a punishing performance schedule, nativity play organizers at Pioneer Memorial Church have made the difficult decision to fire the Read more […]

Freezing Andrews students frantically apply for missions posts

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — The Student Missions office at Andrews University has been a hub of frenzied activity over the last 48 hours. Office staff are reporting “stratospheric” levels Read more […]

Open cattle grazing on Andrews campus scheduled to start this fall semester

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — The campus of Andrews University is about to experience more than the occasional whiff off the dairy farm currently situated in the northwestern corner of the university’s Read more […]

Dwight Nelson gives 90% of fellow pastors an inferiority complex

BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. — “It’s been going on since the ’80s,” said Andrews University-based pastoral therapist, Elsa Bradley. “Nine in 10 Adventist pastors stateside come to my practice Read more […]