Brewery buys Adventist Hospital
AUNT JELENA, Fla. — In an unprecedented move, Aunt Jelena Hospital, formerly one of more than 40 hospitals in Adventist Wealth Systems, has been sold to Sierra Vieja Brewing Company. Management Read more […]
New i-Wade device takes the guesswork out of Sabbath water activity dilemmas
image courtesy of campgroundsigns.com – click image for link WEIMAR, Calif. — A ground-breaking technological development is taking Adventist communities around the world by storm. Adventist Read more […]
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Amazing Fact: Doug Batchelor to join Dancing with the Stars
Sacramento, CA — In a surprise announcement, Doug Batchelor’s organization Amazing Facts has stated in a press release that Batchelor will be joining this year’s season of “Dancing With the Read more […]
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Washington Adventist University students forced to work phone banks as rumors grow of Ben Carson presidential run
TAKOMA PARK, Md. — The administration of Washington Adventist University has taken preemptive action in the event that Adventist former pediatric neurosurgeon Ben Carson officially enters Read more […]
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Spectrum Magazine wins international award for angriest comment section
ROSEVILLE, Calif. — In big news for the online version of what many call “MSNBC for Adventists”, Spectrum Magazine has won a prestigious Netty web excellence award for Angriest Comment Section Read more […]
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Revelation beast illustrations are not scary enough, says General Conference
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Illustrators at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists have reportedly been taking a lot of heat over complaints that the renderings of the beasts of Revelation Read more […]
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New General Conference guidelines being drafted to eliminate nasty potluck dishes
SILVER SPRING, Md. — There has been a growing realization on the part of many church officials at the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists that the quality of potlucks in many Adventist Read more […]
