Adventist “Leave Room For The Holy Spirit” Rule Catches On During Coronavirus Outbreak


WORLD — The old school Adventist rule stipulating that people dating each other should “leave room for the Holy Spirit” (keep a healthy distance from each other) has caught on all around the world as more and more measures are put in place to prevent the spread of the coronavirus.

The Adventist refrain can now be heard on the lips of people that have never set foot on an academy campus or been to an awkward, Adventist, dance-free banquet.

Traditional Adventist prudishness has proven so en vogue that the WHO is advocating international implementation of the gender-specific sidewalks Andrews University had decades ago.


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